Sunday, June 26, 2011

The Thespian's Alphabet-G

G is for gypsies.

No, not like hoop earrings, tell-your-fortune-for-silver gypsies. I mean the dancers. The Broadway chorus liners.

There is a Broadway documentary I enjoy watching, from the Ziegfeld Follies to Wicked, hosted by Julie Andrews and with fantastic photos and facts. Am I a geek? Yes. Am I happy? Yes. B'Way: The American Musical. If you're like me, you'll love it.

Now, the period I study and enjoy most-and hope to make a career out of acting in revivals from-is approximately 1960-1990's. Julie mentioned, in passing, while talking about A Chorus Line-one of my favorites-that the dancers were "the self-entitled gypsies". Maybe that was just a thing right then. Maybe now they call themselves something different. But I love the term and continue to use it, joyfully confusing some people.

I, myself, cannot dance to save my life. I plan to work as hard as I can in college to fix that. I'm willing to have a mental breakdown and lose 30 pounds and starve and swindle myself and work until I sweat blood to be able to dance. Theatre is my life, and not being a very good dancer isn't about to stop me. I don't intend to be fabulous, but I want to be able to hold my own in an ensemble role, at least.

Mainly, I suppose, there are 3 things you need to be able to do to be in a Broadway show. Sing, dance, act. I can act a little, dance a little, if I work at it. But my strength is singing. I adore belting out Barbra Streisand and switching to head voice to handle Betty Buckley. Sung-through musicals are brilliance for my kind. Absolute genius. Thank you, Andrew Lloyd Webber.

But the "dancing" musicals appeal to me too. Cats, A Chorus Line, Even a Little Phantom. I so do wish I could dance. I want to be that lithe, multi-talented girl walking down the streets of New York in my sweaty rehearsal clothes and have people look at me and wonder, "Is she some sort of actress?"

The best kind, Baby. Broadway-and Broadway actors, singers, AND dancers-forever.